David Sedaris ever-irreverent and cynical Crumpet returns! The outlandish tale of a Macys elf merrily jingles to life in this holiday cult-classic. Crumpet sarcastically expounds on the talent it takes to juggle tinsel, tearful tots, and not-so-sober Santas at the most wonderful time of the year. With 75 minutes of follicking (and not so politically-correct) fun, this laugh-til-you-spill-your-cocktail evening will delight adult elves who like it more naughty than nice.Performance Schedule: Wednesday-Thursday at 7:30 p.m. | Friday-Saturday at 6:30 & 9:00 p.m. | Sunday at 7:30 p.m. (No performance on Wednesday, December 25)
- David Sedaris
- Joe Mantello
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Ages: 14 and up. All patrons, regardless of age, must have a ticket.
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